thechihirodefensesquad:

2014
I get asked if I’m 17 a lot. And like holy shit that’s nearly 10 years younger than my age (which is 25 after just recently)

someone at the donut shop near my school asked if i was in high school (because i come out of the building so often i guess?)

i was like…naw i….i teach high school.

I need to jump in on this group as well tbh

OH RIGHT, we are around the same age if I remember. Gurl, you don’t look it either.

OPPOSITE PROBS… a friend of a friend almost had a mental breakdown on me a while back because she thought i was like 23 or 24 (she was upset that i had my life so put-together omg)

you can be our well-put-together older sister

Can I join in on the young game too or is it a members only thing?

ashleigh, you are the hot young mom.

lemley and lea: soul friends who look much younger than they actually are

man though, lemley do you remember when i came to visit you at college and everyone thought i was a prospective student?

bless u scifi hall.

oh my goodness!! i don't believe it, and i won't. you look fresh out of college! maaaaybe a little older? anyway, you are bangin' for your age, and i certainly hope you feel as young as you look! <3
Anonymous

Bless you, anon. Let me gently touch your face.

mc-coolin:

find someone that will watch fucked up anime with you at 2 in the morning

mayor-schmayor:

"Your strongest muscle is where it counts the most!"

(just a little something for one of my former jock villagers, Genji.)

bluornge…?

omg this sounds so gross when you say it out loud…say it

…bluornge…

friendswithfangs:

the perfect family :’0

friendswithfangs:

the perfect family :’0

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